ALARM *snooze* ALARM *snooze* ALARM *snooze* ALARM
Okay I have 15 minutes to be up, dressed and in uni/ work…I can do this!
Do I eat or put on make-up, there isn’t enough time for both?
Look how slim I look this morning!
I have nothing to wear, all my clothes are ridiculous, is this a legitimate reason to call in sick?
Where are my keys? Why aren’t they in my bag where I left them? Why this morning? WHY?
Walking fast doesn’t suit me, I don’t have the body for this! Parts of me seem to move independently from the rest and my boobs are too big to be walking at such a rigorous pace!
Well I am only a little bit late and I swear for the rest of this week I will get up early and do yoga!
I mean realistically where is the coffee? I don’t think I can be expected to talk to anyone pre-coffee.
It’s been a rocky start but today will be a good day full of productive activity- I will show what a good adult I am!
I wish I was going on holiday today. I need sand and a tan and cocktails. Actually need it for my mental health. Life is so stressful.
Oh my god am I depressed?
I need more coffee.
Oh I wonder where she got her skirt from, she is about 10000000 times more stylish than I am. I better check ASOS in case they put anything new up since last night.
Oh my, I will never love like this again! It is so beautiful, I must have it and it’s basically a steal at £60.
Wait my available balance is how much?!
Okay, no do work! *Checks email* NO I CANNOT RSVP WHETHER I WILL BE AT YOUR BLOODY BABY SHOWER MY LIFE IS VERY STRESSFUL AND I AM VERY BUSY!
Goes to Starbucks, pays £8 for a sandwich.
Why am I so poor? Why does my money leave me like this?
Oh my god she’s wearing the skirt from ASOS AKA the love of my life. It’s a sign…
Well I will need some tops, shoes and a bag to go with it… I could wear them to the baby shower to show off how chic and babyless I am.
Shopping Basket: £189 Post and Packaging: £2.99…£2.99 do they think I am made of money? I am not sure I can swing that.
Right its 3 and I’ve still not really done any real work…
Oh good, someone’s just posted another ‘live, laugh, love’ quote on Twitter.
Why am I crying over nothing again?
Why am I here? I could be travelling the world right now, swimming in oceans and sitting on the top of mountains! Everyone else is doing that.
Okay just think of the positives- your life may be a mess but look at those eyebrows, not everything is out of control.
I should probably go to the gym tonight but, you know, the new episode of Made in Chelsea will be on 4OD.
No I will conserve my energy as tomorrow I will become a true adult…maybe.